Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
