Team jokes
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.