Teacher Jokes

i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.

what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground

True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up." Nobody stands up. After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone." Little Johnny stands up. "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?" "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!

Me: Oh hell nah

I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout

My teacher said, ̈Words don ́t hurt! ̈ So I threw my dictionary at her.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils

Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? she had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Teacher- Tim where are your parents its been 15 minutes!? Tim (Orphan)- yeah um, they cant come. Teacher- why not? Tim- they're too busy working in heaven