I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
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Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
I miss seeing my friends and teachers
Me: MRS. Can I read my book? Teacher: Sure. Me: *watching my Chromebook*
what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
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When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
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Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
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Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
