What has a dog š¶? People
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in Trouble?" Kid named Teacher:
One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: Iām not going to sit down I donāt want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: āstands upā Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am! Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Teacher- Tim where are your parents its been 15 minutes!? Tim (Orphan)- yeah um, they cant come. Teacher- why not? Tim- they're too busy working in heaven
My teacher said, ĢWords don Ģt hurt! Ģ So I threw my dictionary at her.
one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? she had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
