The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Whatās the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I donāt like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
