Taste jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.