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Taste jokes

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

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    • Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

    Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

    The pie tasted weird today.

    Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

    Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

    Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

    Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

    Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.