There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Taste Jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
