Taste jokes
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.