Taste jokes

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

I like my women like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Dark, rich, and imported.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."