Taste jokes
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.