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God Creates a Wasp

    • God creates a wasp :)

    God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.

    Angel: okay... a bug.

    God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.

    Angel: weird.. but okay...

    God: and give it wings.

    Angel: eh, not half bad Go-

    God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS

    Angel: *shook* o-okay

    God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.

    Angel: . - .

    God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*

    Angel: *cries*

    Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, God, right? He's just messing around, decides to make a wasp. But not just any wasp, oh no. This one's gotta be super tiny, have a face like a sword-mouth, and, get this, it has to EAT BLOOD. And if that weren't enough, God makes sure when it bites ya, it feels like a million suns are burning your skin off, ya scratch till you bleed, and it spreads diseases. Harsh, even for a wasp, don't you think? You are probably a human so you wouldn't get it.

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