Talk jokes
Me and freshfry talking.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?