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If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this. I need to talk to u guys
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
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On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they outside my head
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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?
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A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl
teacher: who
Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl
My friend said I was gay but then I realised he was talking to the mirror
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
