Survival

Survival jokes

Fire

    • Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

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    Blonde

    • A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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    • The Vessel faced The Kraken, the False Embodiment of Death. The Vessel wouldn't survive. He knew that. But he no longer cared. Perhaps he never cared. He had never been one to see himself as a person of value, even if the others tried to convince him otherwise. His eyes closed for a moment. He had time to reflect before the final trial. The calm before the storm, some might call it, but the Vessel knew he had already… Read more

    • Scars are beautiful. They signify a battle, a battle that you won. They aren't ugly, they are perfect. They are part of you. They make you human. fighting or not, I'm glad you're here. Whether your battle has just ended or just begun. no matter where you are, if you're here. I'm proud. Scars are beautiful.

    • (As per Cosmo's request)

    Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

    “Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more

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