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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows a picture of MrBeast in the left foreground with a big smile and open arms. The background shows the Twin Towers. The text overlay reads: "50,000 $ If You Survive".

Fnaf

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20

Time

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

Zombie

Willy b · 7 months ago

A rectangular billboard sign against a background of mountains and a utility pole. The sign displays the text: 'THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A ZOMBIE IS LOOKING FOR BRAINS AND WALKS RIGHT BY YOU.'

Lego

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".

Saxophone

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Thought

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The meme shows two images. The top image is of a woman with a thoughtful expression and the text "I wonder if he's thinking about me." The bottom image shows a man running in a wooded area, with the text "I need to reach that tree before that car, or I'll die."

Zombie Apocalypse

I'm ¨not¨ drunk · 3 years ago

wear sweatpants.

A pie chart titled "Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse." The largest section, colored red, represents "Get Really Excited That 'it's actually Happening!'" Other small sections include "Seek Refuge", "Get Weapons", "Raid Shops for Food", and "Make A Video Diary". Below the pie chart are the words: "THIS is what gets you killed."

Diddy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A dark image with four identical figures of Diddy with glowing eyes. The text reads: "Can you survive Five Nights at Diddy's".

Zombie Apocalypse

Swf · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Wood

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

Evolution

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."

Rescue

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

Hole

Anonymous · 21 days ago

How cavedivers be when entering "satans dick hole" with NO chance of survival💖

An image of David Corenswet as Superman flying through the air with a very silly expression, wide eyes, and his tongue sticking out. The meme caption (from the context) describes this as how cave divers look when entering a cave with a lethal name and zero chance of survival.

Abortion

Willy b · 2 months ago

The image shows Robert Stack, the host of the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries", standing in a dark, atmospheric alleyway wearing a brown trench coat. Large white impact-font text at the top reads "TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES" and the bottom text reads "HOW YOU MANAGED TO DODGE A COAT HANGER FOR 9 MONTHS".

Strike

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A sad looking Mario is sitting on a gray staircase. On top of the image, there is a list of situations, such as "When there's no strike in the counter," "when there's no battle on the front," "When the Ark doesn't survive," "When the mine doesn't craft," "When the titans aren't falling," "When the cause isn't just," "when the duty doesn't call," and "When the residents aren't evil."

Donkey

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

In a desert-themed meme, a donkey and a woman are stuck in the sand. The donkey says, "Save me, I can get you out of the desert." The woman says, "Save me, I can be your wife." Below the images are two buttons offering the options to save the donkey or save the woman.

Puppet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a video with a man in the center, with the text "Survival rate of kids in my basement" at the bottom and "3.7%" in the top right corner.

Sibling

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

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