To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he canโt stand up for himself.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
