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I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.