Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I made a website to support orphans... It just needs a home page...
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
