Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Supernatural Jokes
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Stephanie has a magic.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
