What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Supernatural Jokes
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
