I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
