What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!