Supernatural jokes
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
He had the curse of vanishing.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?