Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why did hitter kill himself
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
Me lol
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
