Suicide jokes
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
People love you.
Don't die.