"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Me die
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Rowan
ddlc be like: "you kinda left her (sayori) hanging" And Yuri TOOK A SEAT.. On the floor. And died The end.
God said the first person to kill Hitler go's to heaven. Hitler: Kills himself.
85% of us are good at school while the other 15% is good at suicide
( teach me your ways 15% )
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
why did hitler kill himself .he new the war was over at the beging
DEEZ NUTS
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide so we made it double
My dad killed himself - because he was Hitler
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person "are you ok" because the next day they'll either be died or have a lot more cuts than they started to those who are dead now was it fun?
my lfe
