Suicide jokes
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.