What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
try not to <3
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
