Suicide Jokes

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

a byebyesexual.

I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.

what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?

an rcxd (remote control explosive)

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it

Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏

My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!

Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.