How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
What do you a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
They all call it self baptism I call it failed suicide
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
