Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
