i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
