What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
