When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Q=Why did the teacher die, A=Because he hated his life
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
All you need is a razor blade in life.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Sayo-nara.
👌neck
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
