Suicide

Suicide Jokes

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. πŸ™‚πŸ’ŠπŸ’‰

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Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

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I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.