Suicide

Suicide jokes

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.

I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.

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