Suicide

Suicide jokes

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?

It left him hanging.

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️