I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
heyyyy in the last six months 4 suicide attempts broke up with 3 girls and my mom whent on drugs
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
