What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
trust falling with a bridge is more trust worthy than me
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
