Suicide

Suicide jokes

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

Rape victim: I want to die.

Man: Hang in there.

Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.