I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Suicide Jokes
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Me lol.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
