Subculture jokes
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.