Subculture jokes

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

None, because they all cry in the dark.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

What happens if a cookie turns emo?

It becomes a cookie cutter.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.

Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.