Subculture jokes
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS