Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
