Subculture jokes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
When you can't pick
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.