Subculture

Subculture jokes

Emo

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Emo

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Memes

Emo

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Pizza

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Emo

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Emo

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

Emo

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Emo

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

Emo

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Emo

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Emo

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Emo

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.