Subculture jokes
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Memes
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.