Subculture jokes

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.