Subculture jokes
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Memes
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.