Subculture jokes
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.