Subculture jokes

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

What do you call an annoying emo kid?

A nuisance.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.