I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Subculture Jokes
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
