Subculture jokes

I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?

Some.

What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?

Emold.

What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavorless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?

Bleaks.

What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelord.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favorite game of an emo?

Hangman.

Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

None, because they all cry in the dark.

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."