It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
