Subculture jokes
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.