Subculture jokes
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emos love jumping for joy.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.