Subculture jokes
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Emos love jumping for joy.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.