Subculture jokes
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.