Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
