Subculture jokes
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Suck!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"