Subculture jokes
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Suck!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"