Subculture jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Suck!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.