Subculture jokes
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Memes
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.