Subculture jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.