What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What’s an emos favourite game
The emo within
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
