Subculture jokes
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.