Subculture jokes
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
When you can't pick
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!