Subculture jokes
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Memes
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.