After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board
I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says "I had to fire her too"
Alternative punchline:
I had to all social services, she was only 14
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
