After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Alternative Jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
