Subculture jokes
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.