what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Subculture Jokes
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
