Subculture jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Imagine being emo.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.