Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Subculture Jokes
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Imagine being emo.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
