Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Subculture Jokes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Like if you know someone is emo.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
