Subculture jokes

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

How did the hipster burn his lips?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.