Subculture jokes
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.