What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
