How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Subculture Jokes
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
