Stupid jokes
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.