Hey Patrick what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
If you get offended, leave, how did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No. You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke but the people that do this are.
I think ur hairline is to stupid
Ur forehead is soo big that I can’t even see ur hairline and ur stupid forehead face.
i hate adopted kids they r ugly snd stupid lmao
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
A Karen is so stupid,she cant even cross the Hairline
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
