When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Why did I he titanic sink
Because the people aboard are stupid
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer; KERI LAKE!
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
YDou're mama so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
orphans are stupid am i right hehehehehehehehehhehehehe
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
Your is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.