Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
