Stupid

Stupid Jokes

Bitch

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

People

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Boss

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Woman

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Privilege

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Fire

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

Mama

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Mama

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Mama

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Kid

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Brain

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Sin

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

Student

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.