Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Be smart, not stupid.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."