Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
NO ONE WILL FIGHT ME, WHO IS BRAVE AND STRING ENOUGH TO BEAT THIS BETA SIMP FEMBOY
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night's alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that's my son and so he Yank on it
What do call a stick with a string on the end of it...
A fshingpole
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
