A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
