Elastic

Elastic Jokes

Rubber

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

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  • Rubber

    I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

    Charity

    I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

    It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Charity

    I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

    Charity

    I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

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  • Eagle

    What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

    An eagle-lastic band!

    String

    You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.