Elastic jokes
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.