String jokes
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
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What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.