How did you get into the tampon 100 Pull some strings
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale? It comes with no strings attached.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night's alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that's my son and so he Yank on it
What did a
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
what was the guitar teacher arrested for? stringing a minor
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
