String jokes
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
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The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
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I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
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Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.