George Bush

George Bush jokes

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

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  • String

    I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

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    Difference

    What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

    One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

    What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

    It just doesn't work...

    Million

    In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

    Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

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  • Ted Cruz

    If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

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  • Birthday

    That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

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  • JFK

    JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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