Street

Street jokes

Light Bulb

    • How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

    In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.

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    • Dog

    • Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."

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    • Street

    • Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

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    • Pimp

    • When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

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    • Bag

    • 🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

    LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

    I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

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    • Racism

    • I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

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    • Shit

    • A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

    He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

    He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

    He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

    Sex

    • The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

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    • Race

    • I am so disappointed in this race.

    Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

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    • Yo mama

    • Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

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