Straight jokes
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
I hate straight people.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
straight (DYM 56)
Straight people.
That's the joke.
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Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"