Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
straight (DYM 26)
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
