Straight Jokes

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

What do the twin towers and genders have in common

They both used to be straight

gay people when the GPS ask them to go straight

straight (DYM 26)

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."