This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Chris said to me in P.E that he likes Jacob and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .
straight (DYM 56)
I hate straight people
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Everytime I'm come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was," Act like your hard but your dad beat you harder."
